I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.
My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.
I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(
This Ebola outbreak has racked up over 1,600 infections and killed more than 700 people. African people. Two white Americans contracted the disease, and after more than a week of deterioration, a dose of a miracle drug caused improvements within the hour.
This headline from the Onion feels oddly on point now doesn’t it?
You think you know where I’m going with this, but just hold tight.